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Man gets arrestd from having his gas hose hang from his truck

In South Bend, Indiana, police arrested a drunk male, after reports of victims saying their vehicles got struck by a gas hose. The St. Joseph County Police, reported the 46-year-old male failed many sobriety tests after being stopped on a Monday night. He was taken to the county jail. his blood-alcohol level was 0.13 higher than Indiana's legal limit, which is 0.08. One worker at the Speedway station stated the male purchased gas with a credit card, then drove off with the gas hose still attatched to his truck. Cops did return the gas nossle to the gas station, but doesn't know the damage of the pump

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iCarly, otherwise known as Miranda Cosgrove is three months pregnant. Her parents were very dissapointed. She has been hiding the pregnancy for a little while now, this is the reason why she hasnt been out in a while. Notice she hasnt made a new episode of iCarly in a while? Now you know why. Miranda Cosgrove is going to have a boy, and she plans on naming him "Dur-rell" People were thinking she owuld pick a more simple name like Thomas, Ben, or Mike. But no, thats right she picked Dur-rell. The father is apparently, Justin Beiber. He was very shocked when he found this out, but theres no turning back now.

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Lil Wayne was spotted in the dangerous area of East Compton, California. Paparazzi followed him to take new pictures for a magazine. It was at about dawn. Reporters say Lil Wayne was visiting his grandmother on E. Piru Street. Many paparazzi waited aroudn the corner from his grandmothers house since Lil' Wayne is very famous. He finally came out his grandmothers house and imediatly the paparazzi started flashing their camera's. While Lil Wayne was trying to run away, he got "mistakely" shot from a gang shooting about 20 feet away. Apparently gang members say he was wearing the wrong color at the wrong time. This was a very horrible death and funeral times will be arranged and published soon.

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Paparazzi spots Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, other wise known as Lady Gaga, in Palm Spring, California, with boyfriend Speeder. It was clear that she was really a man. No make-up, the man-ish facial structure,and ragedy hair. It was very obvious. When we snapped the photo, "Lady" Gaga she looked rather suprised. She, or other-wise, HE, is very un attractive and didn't look sober. Lady Gaga, or Man Gaga, is a male!