Ninjas save students from muggers

In Sydney, Austrailia, Ninjas don't really have a soft personality. But a group of ninjas came to rescue a student in Sydney who was assaulted by dangerous. They scared off three muggers, who were attacking a twenty-seven year old German medical exchange student, in an alley outside of there school. The Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. One of the teachers saw the exchange student getting mugged and confronted some students to go help the student."You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming toward them, "The school's sensei, or master, Kaylan Soto, told the newspaper. A ninja says it was the worst place in Sydney they could take the exchange student.

Bus driver takes wrong kids on field trip

In Little Ferry, New Jersey, a mix-up made a school bus driver, to take students to an amusment park instead of school. 30 students from Ridgefield Park High School went on the bus at around 7:45am, on a Wednesday, thinking that it was same bus they always ride. The school driver was actually suppose to take 7th and 8th graders to Six Flags Great Adventure at 9am. The students got scared when the bus reached the New Jersey turnpike and called their parents and the school when the driver didn't stop driving. Eventually, the school bus driver listented to the students and turned back around. The school staff called the police, and they stopped the bus. An officer rode behind the school bus until it reached the school

Alaska's gas prices rise up to $9

In Anchorage, Alaska, many americans today, are paying about up to $3. But people who live in McGrath, Alaska saw their price of gas jump all the way to $9 in one night. The best price at the only pump went from $6 to $9.20. The gas company Crowley Petroleum Distribution stated that it was forced to raise their price because the winter drained there town supply, and raising the price dramatically was the only option. The company says that it will not be able to send a barge until June at the EARLIEST. Crowley Petroleum Distrbution says that atleast 400 people have tried to contact their facebook page and tried to boycott.

Women shoots bullet in the air to break up party

In Kennewick, Washington, Officers say that a sixty-six year old woman was accused of firing a gun into the air to break up a party that her neighbor was having. The women was sent to the Benton County jail for investigation of discharging a weapon in the city of Kennewick. Police went to her house on Sunday night. The told the officer she was upset about the party, but she claims she only smacked a frying pan on a wooden fence. She also denied owning a gun, but they found a 32-calilber derringer, fully loaded in her kitchen cupboard

Man bitten for calling a female fat?

In Lincoln, Nebraska, The cop said that, a 24-year-old male is missing a part of his right ear, due to a woman that disliked being called 'fat'. Police spokeswoman, Katie Flood, said police man were called to the Lincoln hospital at 3:25 am, a Wednesday to talk to the man, that gotten bitten. Katie Flood stated that, officers claim that the injured male and two other people were arguing at a birthday party. The injured man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey she was fat. Anna Godfrey was arrested on felony assault. The ear chunk was not found

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In San Diego California, a person born in Nigeria, that is also a US citizen, spent two days in a Tijuana Mexico jail after some mexicans authorities thought the soup spices this person had was an illegal drug. A social worker Okoronkwo Umeham stated that on Tuesday that while crossing the border he was detained because mexican inspectors he had five bags of khat a stimulant in East Africa. Uneham said he was bringing ingredients a Nigerian soup to his nephew that lives in Mexico. He didn't speak spanish so he couldnt explain what he had wasnt drugs

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Man in jail for 15 years

In Miami, Florida, a male had been sent to prison for fifteen years for trying to break BACK into a jail where he'd been held from a man-slaughter case, media reported this on Wednsday. A judge sent the man, Sylvester Jiles of the age of 25 to prison for a maximum for 15 years on Monday after conviction this year from trying to break in Brevard County Detention Center, said the Florida Today newspaper. He was afraid that some of the family members of the guy he murdered. Jiles has been released on probation.

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Overdue library book was turned in 45 years late

In London,at the Dinnington Library, workers are used to people returning books late, but the book that got returned last month was very shocking. The book was Quatermass and the Pit by Nigel Kneale which had been checked on September 24 1965. "I thought at first it was just a normal return, until I saw the color of the pages: they were very brown around the edges.It's true that some people like to take their time with a good book, but 45 years is an incredible amount of time. " said Alison Lawrie, the Principal Library Assistant. The staff of Dinnington Lirbary believe that the book was borrowed from the old Dinnington Library which opened 1936. The person who borrowed this book can not be identified because records do not go back that far

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Pilot gets arrested for fake license

In Amsterdam, a pilot from Sweden was arrested inside of his cockpit at the Amsterdam Schiphol airport. He was prepared to fly 101 passengers to Turkey. The 41-year-old male had been flying planes for thirteen years, had logged over ten thousand flight hours using forged documents from Belgium,Britain, and Italy airports. The pilot, whose name will not be revealed, was said to have expressed relief when confronted and taken off his pilot's stripes.

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Man gets arrestd from having his gas hose hang from his truck

In South Bend, Indiana, police arrested a drunk male, after reports of victims saying their vehicles got struck by a gas hose. The St. Joseph County Police, reported the 46-year-old male failed many sobriety tests after being stopped on a Monday night. He was taken to the county jail. his blood-alcohol level was 0.13 higher than Indiana's legal limit, which is 0.08. One worker at the Speedway station stated the male purchased gas with a credit card, then drove off with the gas hose still attatched to his truck. Cops did return the gas nossle to the gas station, but doesn't know the damage of the pump

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iCarly, otherwise known as Miranda Cosgrove is three months pregnant. Her parents were very dissapointed. She has been hiding the pregnancy for a little while now, this is the reason why she hasnt been out in a while. Notice she hasnt made a new episode of iCarly in a while? Now you know why. Miranda Cosgrove is going to have a boy, and she plans on naming him "Dur-rell" People were thinking she owuld pick a more simple name like Thomas, Ben, or Mike. But no, thats right she picked Dur-rell. The father is apparently, Justin Beiber. He was very shocked when he found this out, but theres no turning back now.

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Lil Wayne was spotted in the dangerous area of East Compton, California. Paparazzi followed him to take new pictures for a magazine. It was at about dawn. Reporters say Lil Wayne was visiting his grandmother on E. Piru Street. Many paparazzi waited aroudn the corner from his grandmothers house since Lil' Wayne is very famous. He finally came out his grandmothers house and imediatly the paparazzi started flashing their camera's. While Lil Wayne was trying to run away, he got "mistakely" shot from a gang shooting about 20 feet away. Apparently gang members say he was wearing the wrong color at the wrong time. This was a very horrible death and funeral times will be arranged and published soon.

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Paparazzi spots Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, other wise known as Lady Gaga, in Palm Spring, California, with boyfriend Speeder. It was clear that she was really a man. No make-up, the man-ish facial structure,and ragedy hair. It was very obvious. When we snapped the photo, "Lady" Gaga she looked rather suprised. She, or other-wise, HE, is very un attractive and didn't look sober. Lady Gaga, or Man Gaga, is a male!

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I through a taco at my manager, and now I'm in jail
In Fair Banks, Alaska, a man hit his manager in the face with a double-decker taco was arrested and put into jail for one day, and one years probation. Warren Strickland, the man who assaulted his manager, must pay a $100 fine also. Strickland says he threw the taco because it had spit after he went through the drive-thru two times because the restaurant messed up his order. He also states the manager convicted him of lying to get free food. Warren Strickland is now banned from Taco Bell until his probation is over.